Who knows, maybe polio will have a resurgence. It’ll go nicely with the measles surge.

You’re stronger than me, friend. I’ve lost faith in people long ago.

That’s ridiculous. We won’t have oceans that far in the future.

“We just found out…”

I do appreciate how the one country that DIDN’T retaliate for massive bombs dropped on them is represented here.

More than just sending the poor or prisoners out to “sweep” the field?

Way too many books are “best sellers”. How many of your own book do you have to buy to reach that threshold?

What I hear when I hear “company store”.

Here’s a version you FEEL

And finally, a slightly more updated version

I really don’t understand why a “peace treaty” is being brokered by a third party, seemingly without the input of one of the actual warring sides.

I assumed that was just how the UK looked most of the time.

Number go up make people happy.

If the only penalty of a crime is a fine, then that crime is legal for a fee.

Reminds me of the fake names of deceased plane staff from several years back.

Actual news reporting the names

Turns out rock bottom has a basement.

What the fuck? Paying for the privilege to wear pajamas? That’s bullshit. I’m glad we haven’t had to deal with that yet. My little one gets to earn bringing a stuffy to school, and sometimes they just have fun days. But paying is horrible. I feel bad for the families who just can’t afford it. Then the kids get made fun of. It’s a horrible cycle.

My daughter went through a phase where she REALLY wanted to play Roblox. Probably word of mouth from school. I’m not THAT old (only mid 30’s) but I didn’t really understand the concept of Roblox or how you buy more games. That probably led to me telling her no. Glad I stuck to my gut.

Why stop there? Let’s see how low it can go.

Reminds me of the Sky Valley Hell Trees from Mario Galaxy.

Face gets rounder.