Hoagie

And don’t forget all those overseas territories, too.

No, that’s a cryptid from the Americas. You’re thinking of a chimichanga.

I was thinking Austin McConnell

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The man on the left could see the curve, and what was on it.

The children yearn for the mines, the chickens yearn for the mouth.

Except once you have the turbines and panels, you don’t have to keep importing resources to run them. Sure, you might need parts for maintenance, but if things go south it’s a lot easier to reverse engineer parts than to find new oil suppliers.

Where is my STARDENBURDENHARDENBART?

I remember using Netscape to search the web with Altavista way back in the day.

holy hell

CBC comments are always atrocious.

FTFY

To be precise, he’s sueing the lawyers Twitter hired in the case to force him to buy, as Twitter paid them a bunch of money they weren’t legally obligated to pay, just before the purchase went through.

Where are the Ben Garrison cum edits?? That’s what I need here.