And it’s always 5 minutes too late

Yeah, my immediate thought is “what kind of game is he playing?” and immediately thought him sus 🤔

Minimum wage, minimum effort. Always.

Ah yes, the ‘Yamcha’

So you’re accusing them… of lying? On the internet? 🤔

Have we found our first ever documented case of someone lying on the internet??!

I used to do it with my car. Late at night, after store is closed, go to local supermarket, find unreturned trolleys, square them up with my car, line myself up, and push them along the car park like I was competing in some urban form of Curling.

I love the idea of criminals commuting out of the city to work.

Like, there’s a bunch of stores in the city, and thousands of people where crime is easily accessible, but no, lets go to the suburbs instead.

Fuck it, why not go rural and go steal a bull - I heard they can get you a few bucks 😂

But yeah, so much of America is just fucked without a car that even places I’d consider to have bad transport links would look otherworldly to some people from the States.

Funnily enough I’m a Sanddancer, and you’re absolutely right.

The transport links through Tyne and Wear are easily 2nd best in the country, but they’re still a long way from London, and they continue to get worse year on year.

Our country in general is too Americanised, too reliant on cars now. I feel anyone who has really visited Europe can see just how far we lag behind in terms of transport networks.

I’m British and I came to Berlin a couple of weeks ago.

That shit was 10x better than London and 100x better than the rest of the country

With the rise of the far right in Germany, I could sadly see plenty of them agreeing with this version…

I had a game of Civ where Poland declared war on me. They were on the other side of the map.

I didn’t see them for 8 turns. Turn 9 I see a horde arrive on my border. Turn 10 - at the earliest opportunity they were able - they asked for peace.

I managed to sink 2 boats.

I’m not op, but I’m 55° north… It’s 22:25 here and this is how light it is right now. In another 4 hours, it’ll be nearly full daylight again!

You have to give it time. I feel like frigging Snow White nowadays because my girlfriend and I have spend a long time befriending the birds outside our house.

Corvids are your best friends. They will bring you all the shiny trinkets when you’re friends with them, and they will fuck up the shit of your enemies!

Thanks for reminding me. Time for my daily sip 👌

I thought Nyan cat translated to cat cat?

*Looks up Japanese for moose

What we have here is a Mūsu Moose!

Art college, maybe

That’s Poundland Lewis Hamilton 👍

Daddy loves plowing the soil (the soil is your mom)

Fuck Heinz in general. They don’t make things taste like actual things, just sweet crap.

Their tomato sauce is terrible. Tomatoes taste tangy, not sweet.