Back scratches.

So… It’ll kill all humans!

AI solution:

He’ll be happy to let AI solve it until AI suggests we should eat the rich and distribute the wealth…

Look out - here comes Tom!

And then I fired, and I missed. Then I fired, and I missed!

I’m subscribed to Prime because I order too much shit and want to save on delivery costs. Those little Amazon lockers are too damn convenient for me.

If I watch their content, it’s via my PC with an ad block. I stop watching their shit the day I can’t block their ads because fuck’em.

I don’t think I need to say much else here.

Whilst I absolutely prefer CYMK in terms of colours, it also reminds me of printers, which I generally despise. I grew up in a time where planting your eyeballs on a CRT would show up those wonderful little RGB bars. Terrible for the eyes, but also very pretty to look at.

I think RGB would narrowly win, but it’s close, and I wouldn’t scorn anyone for having a different opinion. ❤️

But they’re RGB ducks!

Yes.

You’re pretty good!

Did you do this?

I saw the original posted on Lemmy a few days ago. The rear end has been edited out of this one, hah.

It’s _not

And that’s why I love it! “__ in G major” was a pretty common thing back in the day on YouTube. They all sound like this. Everything from mainstream music to Hotel Mario fell victim to G major.

I’ve watched enough YouTube to know I really want to hear the alphabet in G major now…

And yep, it exists and I’m not disappointed!

Ironically, the only game I’ve ever damaged my own stuff over was a sportsball game.

Most games you fuck up due to your own incompetence, but football games and the like make you feel like you could do nothing wrong in a game and still lose. It’s infuriating.

I had one of these! Qwerty keyboard on a phone is a thing I sorely miss.

Y’all motherfuckers been reading my fanfics, huh?

A motherfucking chainsaw!