Can she knit me some pseudoephedrine and methylamine?

πr^2?

TikTok wasn’t ever actually banned.

A ban was signed into law. It had bipartisan support, though that may have been because it was tied in with aid for Ukraine. Biden appeared to have supported it initially but either after public backlash or them actually realizing what a massive fumble it was, Biden’s administration said they would not enforce the ban and leave it to the Trump admins.

TikTok voluntarily shut down their servers, and gave users a super dickridey message about how Trump was going to save the platform. Less than 24 hours later, severs came back up with another dickridey message about how Trump promised to save their platform.

All of this happened before the inauguration.

Edit: im trying my best to make this as accurate as possible pls let me know if I fucked up.

Wait a minute, so is that like a robot… Solving your captchas?

The “Love you” at the end really hits home.

I really hope you send them a summary of them calling to ask you to delete the summary.

I hope they just completely recreate one of Hitler’s speeches but with Elon instead.

Or better yet, that video of Hitler watching the Olympics while completely tweaked out

Indiana Jones had the right idea

Well it is called readsludge.com

They backtracked their decision but I suspect it’s too late

Lyndon Baines Johnson?