Having a job sucks.
Not having a job wouldn’t suck if it wasn’t for the fact it usually means you also have no money.
Having no money sucks.
It would be cool beans to not have a job, but have money.
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
If I was a character in Danganronpa, my talent would be The Ultimate Loser and I’d be the first character killed in the murder game.
Having a job sucks.
Not having a job wouldn’t suck if it wasn’t for the fact it usually means you also have no money.
Having no money sucks.
It would be cool beans to not have a job, but have money.
I mean, the soda is probably caustic enough to be a great exfoliator. But I wouldn’t want to smell like Mountain Dew of any flavor.
The Doritos one sounds stupid unless it actually has stale Doritos in it acting like micro beads.
Will do. I’m gonna run to the store though; where should I keep my wallet?
I had to send mail to the government recently and got a freaking paper cut on my tongue as I licked the envelope glue to seal it. 😬
I wish my dad texted like that instead of just the text equivalent of grunting like a caveman. The man’s a fucking software engineer; he shouldn’t have trouble typing or with tech lol
Why do they look like monsters I would have to face in a Resident Evil game?
lol I was just thinking this would work while I was walking my dogs because I realized I don’t even have a regular ice cream machine anymore.
Probably the first one I ever had.
Because my parents were there, too. 😩
phone rings
Decline it
Text the caller
“Stop trying to 69 my ear with your mouth.”
SLPT: use a banana flavored Runtz candy piece to make your schlong look fucking enormous.
Just make sure you download them and back them up yourself because they certainly can revoke your ability to download them from their servers, is what they are implying here.
I like the stories he tells; but I do not particularly like his style of writing. I prefer watching the movies made of his stories than reading them the way he wrote them.
Meanwhile, I don’t really like Dean Koontz’s stories; but I like the way he writes. I want him to write a Stephen King novel.
Picturing a McDonald’s-esque brag of “Over 50 million malpractice lawsuits filed!”
“We’ve known each other for 3 months. We should get married.”
“I do too have a girlfriend! She’s from Canada, you wouldn’t know her.”
“Fake girlfriend from a fake country.”
You can lick all of them.
What happens after you do isn’t part of the question.
It’s spinning.
I really wish I had one of those fancy ice cream makers like they have on cooking shows like Iron Chef because I would definitely see what happens if you tried to make apple ice cream. I don’t know if I can get fancier than just basic ingredients with mine… Maybe if I made an apple compote? 🤔
I think it just works better making apple pie ala mode ice cream Cold Stone style with some vanilla ice cream, pie filling, graham cracker crust and caramel.
“You’ve tried the best, now try the rest!”
If there was anyone else aboard NCL’s Pride of America before it left dry dock in Bremerhaven around 2004/2005 that is also on Lemmy, they’d be able to back me up. But there is a good chance everyone else who suffered with me is locked in the loony bin from having heard Radio Ga-Ga for a week.