Imma have to go with “IRL” because it’s the only one I use IRL.

“‘A good friend will bail you outta jail.’ No sir. A good friend would be sitting on the bench in the cell right next to ya.”

I have enjoyed more GTA2 multiplayer than I ever enjoyed GTA4’s or 5’s.

While 4 and 5 attempt to be more than straight up death matches, GTA2 was just death match. Nobody whining about having their super expensive bullshit getting exploded. Nobody cheating. Literally none of the things that make GTA:O fucking stupid.

Whoa. He didn’t say anything about getting pissed or shit on.

“Fuck this. I can remove my eyeballs for free!”

Ok, this one is really stupid. Dislikes? Ok. Views? Fuck all the way off, Google.

Horrible.

I’ve never been paid enough to really do anything but feed myself, so I’ve never had to choose between working a shitty job and being homeless. Yet.

If I ever got a job that paid me enough to afford rent, I’d definitely be less willing to bail unless it was really shitty.

That depends.

Is it gonna use the stuff it vacuums up as printing material? Cuz that’d be neat as fuck.

Prohibitively expensive.

First the cleanup is gonna take forever and cost billions.

Then building a rocket is gonna be even more billions and time.

And then actually shooting something into the sun is harder than just blasting it out of the solar system.

You could save a bit by shooting it into another star, and not our own. But you still gotta clean it up and make a rocket. I don’t think we have even launched a rocket that big or heavy ever. It may require multiple rockets. Planet Express barely was able to make it happen, and they are in the future, only needed to clean NYC, and is also from a cartoon.

They even contradict themselves in this shit. There’s what you quoted, but there is also this bit further up in a previous section:

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“We can use your shit however we like, but if your shit is illegal, you’re the one who’ll be responsible; not us.”

It wouldn’t be galactic. Just interplanetary.

I started playing RimWorld again (new DLC!) and I use the Anthro Race mod, which requires Humanoid Aliens as a base, and that adds a couple new ideology options about cannabalism.

You can be against cannibalism of your own species, but fine with eating aliens. I have it set this way. And yet, butchering any humanoid still gives you negative thoughts even if eating the resulting meat them doesn’t. It’s kinda stupid. I want them to be respectful of other races and not just try to kill everyone; but anyone who dies attacking us should be fair game as food (as long as they aren’t a member of the Anthro race).

It’s been so long since I last played, I forgot how to edit the ideology mid-game. I know you can, somehow…

Anyway, we can’t eat the rich because the rich are usually cyborgs and therefore inedible; but we can disassemble them and turn our own people into cyborgs.

Well mostly the only people using the word Nazi are calling out the Nazis. The Nazis themselves don’t claim to be Nazis. In fact the Nazis very often say Nazis don’t exist, and then go on to define a Nazi as strictly a member of the Nazi Socialist Party from ~WW2 and deny all other usages.

MAGAT works better anyway since it sounds like maggot, and maggots are gross just like MAGATs.

No one person specifically, but it was all the ADHD memes that had me actually go and get checked. Ended up diagnosed with ADHD, Asperger’s, and BPD. I didn’t even know about BPD until I was told I had it.

Probably. It was mostly black but I can’t remember anything more concrete except one of my cards I called the “race card” because it eliminated all white cards, including your own, from play.

I’d still have the deck itself, along with a ton of other things I had before graduating high school, if my parents hadn’t just thrown practically everything I owned away when I left for 5 months to work on a cruiseship.

Not that it could be used in tourneys these days… A good chunk of them are probably banned by now because they were NOT balanced lol

Pineapple and pickle or just pickled pineapple? I’m intrigued either way.

You want the Oldies station now. What once was Elvis and Hank Williams is now playing AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, and all your other favorite 70’s and 80’s rock hits.

If you want Elvis and Hank Williams, you gotta go to the Classical station.

If you want Mozart… I don’t know… Find a fancy restaurant or an elevator?

Good thing I never sleep.