Parteiverbot?

Dass es einer von der CDU ist, damit konnte nun wirklich niemand rechnen. Das war bestimmt ein Hinterhalt von den Grünen!

Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

Remember faster!

Please 💖

I might get into robot vacuums again, thank you very much!

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

I’m still pissed he threw away that marinara. Could have used the cutlery to eat some noodles and then do his project. Talking about waste and then that.

Schäm dich, Brudi.

I’m not even in a rural setting and the only way to get my dogs to the vet is via car. Getting a taxi to drive there is difficult when one of your dogs starts vomiting after the second turn.

That and getting to by family in a rural setting. 2 hours by car vs up to 8 by train. With two dogs. That won’t happen 😐

Besides that I don’t really need a car.

Super gay. My oldest reusable bag is about 18 years old. She’s a green/white French bag and I really love her.

Wait, I’m not gay. What kind of idiot would believe that bullshit?

“Let me just chill in this amazing airport for some weeks. It’ll be fun 💖”

Snack! Snack time, Trevor!

I’ve wondered how people ran happily into their doom in WW1/2, and thought nowadays with all the information readily available they’d not fight and die for some grand illusion of some asshole wearing a crown or whatever Putin wears. But I was wrong. I don’t understand how they’re not on his ass, noose ready. Instead they cheer for him. Of course not all Russians, but enough to let him keep destroying their own future.

That’s really hard for me to grasp. If my government would start some shit like that we’d collectively laugh and replace them.

Man eat bird
Man use leaf for wipe
Man fight with stone

Man win!

Don’t forget to attribute me in the movie’s credits 💖

After the first two bombs dropped, they withdrew to their sub terran bases, making a change of war necessary. The public didn’t know about this, but the change of the nuclear test treaty was a distraction to have a reason to bomb the remains of the imperial army out of their last bases.

Ich sitze in meiner Wohnung mit Preisen von 2010 und ziehe nicht um, auch wenn ich hier mittlerweile allein bin und das zuviel Platz ist für eine Person. Weil jede Wohnung die ausreichend groß ist für mich allein gut ein Drittel mehr kostet als die aktuelle.

Und ich hoffe darauf dass jemand eine Lösung findet.

Huh, man könnte das Problem angehen. Oder… wie wäre es mit Xenonphobie und Populismus zur Ablenkung?

weeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee

quack

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Ah, to be young again. And also a duck.

So gesehen war die Mauer vielleicht doch nicht nur schlecht. Mir war nur nicht bewusst, dass der antifaschistische Schutzwall in diese Richtung schützt.

Einfach weil es so witzig ist:
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antifaschistischer_Schutzwall

Begeistert mich immer wieder wie sie alle aus ihren Löchern kriechen als hätten sie eine international tätige Lobbygesellschaft.