Your username makes this suspicious

Old people everywhere:

“Why is there an extra $19.99 in my account every month?”

I’m 100% certain that’s why AOL dialup still “existed”. Just charging old people for a service that doesn’t get used. And now so many people have fallen off over the years that it’s no longer profitable to keep the “service” going.

No no. If anyone would understand how the pyrimids were built, it would be CEOs. They’re quite firmiliar with slave labor.

By that logic, I listen to “third eye blind, semicharmed life”.

Just that one song though.

…yeah, because THATS what this post is about!

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Part of me is convinced this a joke for one guy, switching between two accounts, just laughing to himself. Like it’s some kind of inside joke. And by “inside” I mean “inside his own head”.

kicks you in the balls

Yes.

Want to be friends, but then never talk? Like ever?

Why do I never understand memes?

Why is Kanye West operating a lie detector test with tubes of science juice?

Ian Malcolm? I thought you were fictional!

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord

I mean…yes? Physics are involved for sure.

Automatic upvote for Jurassic Park.

He’s not wrong. The one on the right kinda looks like Seinfeld. It’s one of those things where once you see it, you don’t unsee it.

Sorry, my mistake in typing. The woman on the right looks 50. The woman on the left looks 80.

The woman on the left looks 50.

That IS a fun fact!

…I don’t know what to do with this information, but it is a fun fact.

Neither of those women look Gen Z to me.

They forgot the 3rd mode. When all the popped kernals are gone, and all you have left are the unpopped kernals that you still eat anyways.

Wait wait wait wait…you mean somewhere, out there in the world is MMA footage of andrew tate getting his ass handed to him?

Why is this not viral???