They’re not talking about the split brain exoeriments.
L2R noob

It is most definitely satire but that doesnt mean your comments aren’t worth reading.

This is the case with all platforms.

Disagree, but I’m the type who is generally annoyed by these messages.

This is great news for anyone who is affected!

I’m sure a lot of us here won’t even notice.

I don’t want an advantage. I want to sit on a log in the forest, listen to the birds chirp, and eat snacks.

Go zuck yourself fuckerberg

Wow, so you understand the issue, then.

I should be able to see who is playing at a glance on screen-wake without having to mess with it.

It only shows the song name and has miniscule controls which is awful when occupied (read: driving).

I used to be able to unlock wake my phone and see what band was currently playing.

OneUI fucked that up.

Edit: wake

🤷‍♂️

Okay, sure, why not

edit: double post

My brain immediately wanted to make a Harry Potter reference but I’ll use this opportunity to instead say

fuck JK Rowling

Crazy how corporate production facilities want you to prevent the operators from talking while they’re working because talking and being distracted causes mistakes but distracted driving is totally chill.

How well does Office run on Linux?

I dunno… I dated an extremely attractive woman who is definitely not crazy. It was quite nice, i must say.

You can do both.

2 + 4 = a six year old child

Got it, thank you!

Ceratec is a non-stick ceramic coating that appears to be PTFE free, so that’s cool.

Don’t ‘monkey’s paw’ comments usually have a negative?