Maco1969

Spam croquettes!

Trendies, hipster chicken?

Snap! Can’t even put a new one in…

The O’s are I’s! Fiid? Feyeeyed?

The son is going to inherit the company, he’s clearly terrified and going to piss the whole thing up the wall within five years of being given the reins.

I probably got a pretty decent dose of lead due to licking my brushes in the eighties, little sets of paints in lead tubes.

It’s not really sitting though is it…

I would imagine that at some point we went from highways agency signage that was made to a standard to outsourcing to the cheapest bidder. There is also a possibility that signs can’t be too rigid so they don’t cut vehicles in half?

Don’t worry about the quality of the paint, I grew up using cheap Chinese water paints and it was OK.

We are kind of unique in our ability to sit on chairs, the majority of animals throughout evolutionary history have some form of tail. Imagine we meet aliens and every species is incapable of sitting on a chair, it’d make start trek look a little foolish.

That’s alright, fusion is only ten years away!

Geese, ducks and chickens had all already evolved when the dinosaurs went extinct. They are all tough hombre.

Scavenging for food, digging up any available crops and planting for next year.

ZX81, couldn’t afford games so learned to program, wrote little graphical adventures using a text map.

It’s just odd, anything ever made with a user interface since the 80’s has had a calculator app. Apple just remove features and charge more for something that is inherently similar to everything else they’ve ever done.

At least you’ve got a calculator app, ipads have never had one. Kind of ironic for a device that has more processing power than 1970’s supercomputers.

The Mercator scale on maps makes everything equatorial look tiny compared to northern and southern latitudes.

Britain bombed Dresden for three days, Germany used incendiary bombs in London, Coventry and Birmingham for three years.

Strange, ours is similar yet curly…

(poodle, welsh collie cross)