Nice bomber jacket and full head of natural hair, ya fuckin idiot.

Because we live in a post-humanities hellscape.

It ain’t me
It ain’t me
I ain’t no fortunate son

Stochastic terrorism.

It is an absurd statement to argue that the average cyclist on the average bike can sprint to over 30mph “without much trouble.” Maybe with a tailwind going downhill, and even that is, ahem, dangerous.

Imagine naming a feature “Full Self-Driving,” and yet you can’t take your attention away from the road and must be ready to take over at a moment’s notice.

Yeah, all the cheerleading for Manchin to get out is unbelievably shortsighted. As soon as people get their wish, we lose control of the Senate and Mitch “30 second pause” McConnell runs it again. That’s what people want?

Room where? In West Virginia?

Whether he retires, switches to the Republican Party, dies, or serves until 2050 as a Democrat, Joe Manchin is the last Democratic senator from West Virginia for the rest of our lifetimes.

D W I G H T

Come join us!

“Also if it helps he’s been dead for over a year.”

“Lede” I’ve heard because of the common expression “burying the lede.” You’re telling me “graf” is standard language for published articles?

We don’t need to call it X or even the platform formerly known as Twitter. It’s just Twitter.

Ohhh, I get it. I get jokes.

Abortions for some. Miniature American flags for others.

The DKC version of Californication is brilliant.

This is such a great project! I can see how there’s a little room for clean-up on that long S. Plus the comma-looking apostrophe 😵‍💫. Although maybe that’s how that punctuation mark acted back then?

Will be wild, what’s going to happen to your family!

We still say “pwned”?

I’m on Kbin 🙁

I’ve never missed my Apollo filters more than when I see all these Elon Musk/Twitter/X ragebait posts.