Yeah…because the West Bank is just like your community’s next “neighborhood over,” right? I provided context not included in the title. Just because you can’t handle the truth doesn’t mean you won’t hear it.

Couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that they found that teenaged Israeli lad dead, could it?

THIS!

Tell me a bright light and a glowing figure awakened you to this mission of calling on Xians to leave the church. Sell me a book for a “love offering.” Please, for the love of Mike, if you can’t do that, how can I ever trust your hallowed quest! ('Be nice if you could offer it on late-night TV, too, please.)

I was hoping for a recording of the news release about this discovery in that helium-elevated voice.

Title SHOULD read…

“North Korea launches a suspected intermediate-range ballistic missile that can reach distant US bases…ONCE.”

NK would be a smoldering pile of radioactive ash before it made a second launch. And Lil’ Kim knows it.

Harry Chapin

Or

Karen Carpenter

(I know, they’re kinda sappy but they were on my Playlist when I was young and in love.)

I am in agreement with those who thought it was disappointing. Reminded me of a Disney World where all the “rides” looked intriguing until you got inside and found there were no rides. A bunch of brightly colored, sparkly doors leading nowhere to nothing. (And I am a Jamie Curtis slave, so…it was a hard let-down.)