Лол. Пей и трахни. Я внесу это в свой лексикон, потому что это потрясающе.

Мы все говорим достаточно, чтобы использовать инструменты перевода.

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There is a Gross Tête, Louisiana too

If we left our internet on over night they would cut us off for a few days for “internet abuse”. It would be so hard to connect at peak hours. The modem would make all the silly sounds but end in a busy signal.

I don’t hate the man like a lot of people here but this a really good point.

Looks like it was maybe a sweet gum. Maybe they hated the little balls they drop in your yard. Still not a good excuse. Tree murder for sure.

I don’t normally stop for “cute” but this one got me. It’s super cute.

Terrifying story. I love it.

An axe is more useful than a machete.

Hahaha. Tallest.

At my Walmart the employees don’t stop people from stealing food. They told me as much.

I’m not offended. Just wondering. If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark. Well. Yeah.

Why isn’t this racist?

Bet

Sounds gross. I’m totally in.

I’m a big fan of traditional meats

Don’t just talk shit. Tell me what (and where) pasta I should be eating, goddamnit.

schadenfreude.googled it. Adding it to my lexicon. Gonna be a challenge to learn it by a few days of overuse but I’ll manage.

Have you ever made eggnog yourself? It’s not that hard and it’s fucking wonderful