Dude is mad he has friends and family that celebrate his existence with some goofy song for 30 seconds

Omg how awful

An empty wallet

So sick! Literally

K

Oooooo pretty colors

Hm, why does it feel like my eyeballs are boiling

Lua

Hey guys look, we can play this 4 year old game on our 4000 dollar laptop. Sick, right?

Nintendo sucks ass.

Lol I love this. @madthumbs@lemmy.world you idiot

The generic Chinese version that does the same thing: $12

You’re gonna get an ear full tonight

Whatcha doin’ that’s given you such loose ear holes, hmmm?

I love it when you talk dirty.

Great. Good luck with Jill.

My goal is to keep a fucking madman out of the White House. Unfortunately, given the circumstances, we get what you mentioned (to some degree) no matter if Trump or Kamala wins. The lesser of two evils is the only viable option.

I’m not saying that. I’m saying they’ll do anything to divert you from the only chance you have at some semblance of a functioning democracy.

This is true. The hats basically say, “LOOK AT ME, I’M A COMPLETE IDIOT”

Interest rate: 13820146%

So basically, they won’t make the N64 classic, GameCube classic, etc. now, because they’ve found a way to enshittiate those consoles and their games, by way of subscription service.