No, that would be silly.
Maybe see if you can convince your mom to get you some of these new flavors?
And don’t forget to Do the Dew Relish™!
Proud to be an American! 😎🇺🇲🦅
When I was but a youth, my mother used to regale me with this bit of wisdom: “Profanity is the result of a weak mind attempting to express itself forcefully.”
Sometimes I’ll reflect on this and think, “God damn, that bitch was a dumb fuckin’ cunt if I ever met one!”
Humans are animals too. So, it’s somewhat ironic that you’ve got a stylized exposed human skull as a profile picture.
Yes, I know it’s from Diablo 2; great game!
I hope every release goes full Concord until they learn their lesson.
Aww, man, I thought it was ALL pus… Well, maybe a pus and mucus mixture, but that’s disappointing. ☹️
Ok, but how do you convince the actors to make sex noises without them suspecting they’re acting out a sex scene?
Have you tried growing your penis out?
I did and it stopped my periods before they even started! 😎
Sounds like a slur: “We were all having a great time, until that slitterhead showed up again!”
Is 10% a generalization? I dunno, it’s just personal experience. Sorry you feel the need to defend the other Lemmings. I just kinda meant it as a joke anyway.
How else are we expected to make my famous tomato soup?
Oh wow, going to have to check these out; thanks!
Yeah, I know what you mean. It could really use a line or two about cannibalism at the end to round it out.