Not if there’s banana in it

Seems wasteful idk

It’s off whipping ass

It’s not what you think! It’s no, banana!

Elaine has always been my spirit animal

That one’s a readily available lead on how to pronounce both those words.

Probably. I recently tried to create a Facebook account for the marketplace and was banned after creation for impersonation. That was after I did what they wanted to confirm my identity. Now my partner has to handle my dealings. Lol

Reasonable. I’ve had my account for years upon years. I mostly use it to keep in touch with friends and family. Have never let it sync my contacts though.

No it is not. Instagram may be why the meme is censored, I wouldn’t know since that isn’t where I found it.

I don’t like giving myself golden showers

Spanish

I don’t know if that’s true either. I don’t tend to interact with other people on Instagram when I do use it. I was just making banter

Ears are mostly cartilage

Goose

Isn’t it more like… Steamed eggs?

This is obviously meant to be a cake. You shouldn’t eat an entire cake.

In one sitting.

Octopot

Can’t even say dingle anymore without being banned from Insta. Ducks sake.

You’re free to repost to pisspost this shitpost

Egg