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Don’t forget about Blue-Footed Boobies!

This meme doesn’t make sense to me, shouldn’t “my plans” be above the guy in the apron and the years be above the bearded guy? That’s presuming the intent was to say the plans were fucked up by the events of those years. In which case, the first panel is meaningless.

Well, ideally Bernie would have won reelection in 2020 so he wouldn’t have been able to run this time.

If it’s not elephant garlic, it’s probably nasty inside. I’ve found that big produce is usually over-ripe/rotten.

Nah, prison system was made to keep slavery legal, disenfranchisement is just a bonus.

Should have released this article yesterday, I did them at midnight.

Oh, so Jesus just had one nut, the Holy Ghost had the other one, and God obviously had the Heavenly Shaft. Got it.

Jesus and God are two different entities, we were discussing “The Father”.

Well God, that’s pretty sexist. You don’t need a penis to pee.

Peeing implies waste, which implies imperfection. If god were really God, his body would be 100% efficient and he wouldn’t consume anything he didn’t need.

You’re describing users without basic knowledge.

I’ve always preferred Geri’s Game anyway

I’m playing a lot of pinball, but that really hasn’t changed.

This is pretty big news, I would think it would be relevant in way more than just one article, time to do some updating.

Yeah, I have to be facing him to start, but he often ends up behind me at some point in the night.

Hush puppies? Not really a main dish, but idk.

It’s a lot crunchier than liquid, but ideally no, not very.

Especially when I’m trying to catch walleye

Even if her numbers are right, it’s 16 every 45 years, then all of a sudden it’s 8 in 8 years. That should be pretty worrying to her.