I wonder how long until they’re grown pre-marinated.

I remember Knight Moves too! Christopher Lambert was never a great actor but I enjoyed watching him work nonetheless.

“Bunny! Ball ball!!”

Hudson Hawk.

Bruce Willis and Danny Aiello are cat burglars who synchronize their movements by singing, which does not seem at all subtle or stealthy.

It’s batshit insane. But it’s also very fun. I saw it in the theater.

Hey, when you remember these things, think of yourself fondly. You said yourself you learned from it and grew out of it. Don’t be down on yourself about it - “What a cringey kid I was,” but forgiving. “I was a weird kid. I mean I still am, but I got better.”

Remembering stuff warps the memory, taints it with how you feel at the moment. so don’t continue to beat yourself up. Be nicer to you. That self-forgivness and kindness will pay off.

Pledge?

It’s a cleaner. You spray it on and then wipe it off.

deep sigh

Had a job interview and kicked ass. Should hear back in a week.

I’m out of my current job on May 1st, so if I can have a new job lined up before then, I’ll be in a good place.

Plus it’s an organization I have zero qualms supporting, and my parents worked for them multiple decades ago. I’m hoping it all comes together.

Edit: Not trying to bring that karma shit here but I truly appreciate this being the most upvoted comment in the thread at the moment. It’s not like me to be optimistic, and I’m extremely happy to be this confident right now. If it’s not this job, it’ll be another.

That’s why it’s fun, at least to me.

You snap out of the conversation and go over the permutations. It’s funnier that way.

So I think I have a good one, actually.

That’s what they said.

That’s it, really, an inclusive update on an old stupid joke.

I suspect I’m still the only one to find it funny.

First there were truck nuts…

One of my favorite singer-songwriters, Dan Bern, wrote many of the songs for that movie. Just an extra reason for me to love it.

That’s fair. I’m just tired of that kind of aggressive commenting. It doesn’t lead to conversation or growth.

I’d love to see a movie that actually adapts the book. Heinlein has written that the book carried through to a logical end what happens when only veterans can vote: They find a way to always be at war with something.

Hence the war with the bugs, which are everywhere, different, and just scary enough.

An actual adaptation of the book will not detract from the prior movie, which nailed the propaganda but little else.

Please don’t be so condescending.

We are trying to have better conversations here, and mocking someone really doesn’t help.

(Edited because person replying had a very solid point.)

Fight Club.

That Dust Brothers soundtrack stands well enough on its own.

Let’s be realistic, her manager didn’t have the authority to pay her if she couldn’t make it in and she needed the money.

As fucked as it is, they may have actually been helping to the best of their ability. The ‘manager’ may make $1.50 more per hour.

The Heritage Foundation wants control of the government. They will wait out Trump, letting him take the blame for most of Project 2025.

And they’ve infiltrated the Democratic Party too. They’re our very own HYDRA, and every one of their operatives will have to go.

I’ve been looking forward to it but don’t go to the theaters anymore really.

That guy is full of it.