Meteorite goes Bish!
Meteorite goes Bish!
Here’s a little known fact, gender neutral bathrooms are just bathrooms.
Darn it. I’m leaving it
I wonder who’s birthday?!
Can’t have sex with it either.
Have you tried changing the filters?
I would watch that.
Passing the controller around the room playing God of War 3 on Wednesday nights.
Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.
It’s a two party system. You wouldn’t want to throw your vote away!
I always go six minutes. Fight me.
That’s probably 2% of their holiday bonus!
Mork and Mindy is magnum opus.
OMG can I have your autograph?! You can use this loser’s blood
Toby Maguire has to stop all his drunken fighting!
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