If your wife is a living sandwich, then… PLEASE don’t eat her, unless you have a cloning machine and wanna eat the clone or something.

I guess dual-booting is still a necessity for some of us, unless you have a single hard drive and your Windows installation decides to randomly break.

Good job

Nice.

The Steam Deck is trying to make Linux gaming more hassle-free, but it’s not like we’ve reached that stage yet. Still, we’re taking steps.

I’m a recent Mint user as well. The transition felt pretty seamless so far.

“Reddit sucks the butt.”

-SplashJackson, 2024

Good luck. It has certainly helped me.

I’ll take that into consideration.

That alone is a great introduction to Linux.

Never had a calculator watch, let alone a collection of broken ones.

Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Leader of the People’s Democratic Republic of Kardashia

I’m surprised that train can effortlessly reach Marie Byrd Land. It’s so hard to get there that no colonizing country claimed it. And until 2048, nobody CAN claim it.

Hooray

Attracting tourists so that the money can be spent on building stadiums for the World Cup, meanwhile out immigrants keep destroying cities every time my country gets involved in a non-friendly match.

And that country is not in Europe.

I have a Mastodon, but I don’t use it that much.

I never even bothered to sign up for BlueSky. At least as of me writing this comment.

Without an account and on a web browser? Yes.

Do I regret it? Also yes. That site barely works half the time anymore. It’s kinda funny how my only real choices of browsing Reddit are either super bloated or super ugly (the latter refers to old.reddit.com). Want neither? As of 2023 you can’t.

How big are your bites? The number of bites a sandwich has depends on their size.

Most of the tech in my house is at a minimum 3 years old. It all still works just fine, I don’t need new tech.

My phone? 3 years old.

My laptop? Probably 6 years old.

My television? At least 13 years old. HD too. Doesn’t even have the smart TV features that are usually way too slow anyway.

My fridge? Probably older than my sister.

My other computer? As old as the telly. I might need to go fix it since it basically stopped working, and maybe upgrade some components, at least it’s future-proof for as long as it runs a currently up to date supported operating system. Hey, I might put Arch on that, btw.

My microwave? Duh, my whole life, I’ve only had three. And the latest one is 9 years old.

Trust me, I remember seeing an “AI powered” rice cooker. It was just Tefal rebranding their Fuzzy Logic technology. DankPods even made a video on that exact rice cooker.