SeductiveTortoise

I don’t fight it. I have a small project that’s completely fucked up, and I refactor it a little every day as a treat. So relaxing 💖

You leave Andorra out of this, alright?

It should be fine. The copyright expired some thousand years ago.

To be fair, I couldn’t really say what my main issues were. It just lagged often and without a perceivable reason. It drove me mad.

I know, and that’s why I wanted to try them, but I was so incredibly annoyed by my last phone (not Fairphone) that I’m hesitant.

I’d be so interested, but the processor… eh.

“Out of snacks? Oh god, it’s serious. I’m on my way, try not to panic!”

My company gave it to me for work, and I used it, just as I do now with the Windows machine.

It’s nearly the same for me, except it’s been nine years, and I’ve been using both Linux and Mac. It’s not bad enough to look for a new job, but oh man, I hate it so much.

I think I was ten when a friend and I asked his big sister if we could watch with her. We could, but I still think A Nightmare on Elm Street was a bit too much for me back then.

He can’t help you. Y’all need Linus.

I love being a nerd

“This is what my parents raised me for. Step aside!”

They’d probably swerve into every roadkill to pick up nutrients.

Is this a spore drive? Star Trek made it look cooler 😐