America: The best we can do is a steaming turd

Humans are the most dangerous animals on the planet. Not just to other species, but also to themselves.

If you care about others, get as far away from them as possible as you are the greatest risk to their lives.

Amazon’s gonna buy the rights and do a James Bond crossover.

The right has conspiracy hypotheses.

The left has conspiracy theories.

Welcome back and thanks for all the fish

I don’t trust them either

Pretending that we have a functioning, representative government that is accountable to the people

My grandfather, who took a pistol off a dead Nazi doctor in the 14th Armored Division, quit the Republican Party when they had those Purple Heart Band Aids.

I guess if you get one after waking up under the body of your dead friend you don’t get the joke.

My last words will be “Just one… more… turn”

They’ve always been out of touch but they’ve never been this out of touch

If Republicans could feel shame I’m sure they’d be very upset

It’s just fun that it’s happening here. Feels like the platform is maturing.

Sadly yes

I doubt someone who voted for Trump understands the difference between a criminal and civil violation. Hell, our own government treats ICE like a criminal law enforcement agency with guns and bullet proof vests, not clipboards and name tags.

Dumb motherfucker forgot that “criminal illegal immigrant” is redundant. If they’re illegal, they’re criminals, even if it’s overstaying their visa. Including his wife.

I’ve met people who think their desktop PC is the “hard drive” but they’re all over 60.

I read the headline to the tune of My Funny Valentine

One feature I liked about Kbin was that my own comments weren’t upvoted automatically

They need to know it’s their fault. They elected him, either through action or inaction.

Then they need to do some introspection to figure out what the fuck is wrong with them.

But they won’t because America doesn’t do that. 9/11, for example, had nothing to do with anything America had done.

So this greentext might actually come true?