I especially hate it when I recognize someone and I want to watch the credits to see if it’s really them.

Though cable wasn’t much better. They’d cram the credits onto a third of the screen and then have something else on the rest.

Oh man, that’s one of my favorite features.

I’ve got a playlist of [adult swim] shows, a playlist of anime, one I call TV Land which has old sitcoms, one for 90s sci fi, and a bunch of others. Putting them on shuffle gives me a similar experience to cable without the commercials.

I’m amazed a streaming service hasn’t added user-curated playlists yet.

I pirate a ton of shows that I technically could stream but I either can’t be bothered to find my login information or prefer the interface for Plex over the streaming service.

For example, plex not only shows me how much time is left on the video, but also what time that will be. And it doesn’t automatically skip end credits like other services.

I had a chance to work for an Israeli company and didn’t and now I’m really glad.

No respect, I tell ya

I’ve been self employed. Not only was my boss a slave driver he’d jerk me off three times a day and fuck my wife

Until you get a job and it starts all over again

Yeah we only like Eastern imperialism!

The second day of school is always worse than the first.

And then the third day is worse than the second.

This continues throughout your life until you die.

Because OP loves Putin.

“I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed”

Thank you to AOL for not making me buy a floppy disk until I didn’t need them anymore.

It’s got a rechargeable battery unlike my car fob.

Anybody know if this disables any fob or just one? I wouldn’t mind using my Flipper for my car, but my wife still needs to drive it.

Unless you’re gonna shoot him yourself there’s not much we can do about this. They don’t care about protests. They don’t care about letters to Congress. You can’t negotiate with them.

We’re a stupid country who deserves this.

Not to mention that the money spent isn’t being shot into space. It’s paying for very smart folks to spend in their local communities doing helpful work.

Do you want people with knowledge of orbital mechanics and operating spacecraft on the open job market? Who do you think will employ them?

Okay.

Get him on a call with a customer to explain why their payroll is broken.

That should be fun.

I used to live alone in the forest like that and I loved it. I can’t wait to move back.

Yeah, nature can fuck me over but as long as I don’t have to deal with anyone I’ll manage.

I want a place like this but I get a bunch of weird artists who visit and camp out for a while and I make them pancakes and they help me do chores.

My inspiration is Mattersville

Channel that energy. Become that fighting couple. Fry angry. Chop resentfully.

I call it “method cooking.”

It’s how I make amazing tomato sauce.