My kid and their friends would go on there to find pedos and report them to mods

Could have been worse. They wanted to send Big Bird.

Also, I wasn’t in kindergarten yet or I’d have seen it. I think this is a core Gen X memory that Millennials don’t have.

Maybe if I’m very very good they’ll bring the electric GTI to the states.

Maybe the worm isn’t and feels as helpless and terrified as the rest of us

Of course, a nice short toot just to get their attention.

Because unlike literally everyone I encounter outside my home, I am aware that other people exist.

The person at the front of the queue at a light has a solemn duty to pay attention and move as soon as possible .

I take this very seriously, but as with everything humans let me down constantly.

And that mentality is what gets them elected so they can do things.

Operation Paperclip Opération Trombone

(Apparently trombone is French for paperclip)

Yeah, I can’t even enjoy The X Files anymore after learning about this. The evil conspiracy is real but it has nothing to do with aliens

He was an amateur radio operator who picked up some encrypted signals from a nearby air force base.

Rather than admit they were just encrypted transmissions the USAF created a program that convinced this man that aliens were real and he was being pursued by the government, including sending Men in Black to harass him and hiring a woman to believe everything he said.

He died in a mental hospital, estranged from his family and suffering from paranoid delusions.

I used to think MiB was a fun movie until I learned what the USAF did to Paul Benowitz.

If the AI could help me decipher what the emoji mean that would be legit helpful

Utah

Most common stimulant drug after caffeine

Yeah.

Plus my racist neighbors with their chemlawn are pissed

I let milkweed take over my front planting bed and I’m ecstatic

They were doing development on the prod database.

I stopped doing that in 2006.

I swear to god if this is what forces me back into an office…

Maybe this is the nuclear winter that will cancel out global warming

I should have guessed. Every time we solve a problem as a species it makes more and bigger problems.