https://xkcd.com/323/

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Most prominently by the Bible itself.

40 Then they took the body of Jesus, and bound it in strips of linen with the spices, as the custom of the Jews is to bury.

6 Then Simon Peter came along behind him and went straight into the tomb. He saw the strips of linen lying there, 7 as well as the cloth that had been wrapped around Jesus’ head. The cloth was still lying in its place, separate from the linen.

Strips of linen, not a whole shroud, plus a separate head cloth.

I think one of his exes said it but I dunno if that’s real confirmation, but I find it fun to say Elon has a broke dick anyway.

It’s also theorized that they’re IVF because they are all boys except one, and he was real mad about that too.

No time for clinical trials. Start fertility treatments with drugs and nut kicks immediately.

nazi or cyberslut

Likely both.

Kinky.

It’s not, but with… Political views as they are, it’s gotten a lot of pushback. People don’t even realize they use it regularly.

“Someone called for you”

“What did they want?”

Bam. Easy. I was stoked when magic the gathering changed card wording from “he or she” to “they” because it cleans up the wording so much.

I don’t think the war has gone completely Russia’s way.

So the nearby countries have no reason to seek security guarantees??

Last thing, Google the Budapest memorandum.

Quick question. If Russia invaded Ukraine to prevent NATO expansion, why are there now two more countries in NATO than before the invasion? Is NATO encircling Russia like the tankies say, or are Russia’s neighbors running for any protection from Russian imperialism that they can get?

Imagine wrestling, but with the added rule that if you cum you lose.

Prove you can shit in the shower.

These are the same people that say trump wasn’t directly responsible for what happened on January 6th. So yeah, unless they have a video of Hitler saying “I am signing an order to kill all the jews” next to at least two notaries to confirm the order’s authenticity, and documented chain of custody for the film to prove it wasn’t edited, then that’s not enough proof.

Ah hell, I reminded myself of this halfway through writing https://youtu.be/sHQljMOQdJ4

One of mine has the habit of extending just one front paw while being pet lying down. We ask if she’s heiling kitler.

I do the thing where I hold my cat’s head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I’m gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.

Just don’t get a Kia period. They’re notorious for being stolen because their security is shit.

Stewing your child in DHMO? The deadliest chemical known to man? My children are all natural and take dust baths.

UHF, obviously https://youtu.be/gx6TBrfCW54

“Now this is happening”