I mean that I have a cabinet full of popcorn kernels at home

We should pop more often

You’re way underestimating the BOM and engineering costs, and also eating directly into the shareholder value, communist.

Where’s my air popper gang at

The “beverage” one is a trap. It absolutely ruined my Pepsi.

Because that takes infinitely more resources than not doing it.

Or even better, use ImageMagick.

Thanks for the handjob?

Where’s my Camp Washington crew at

It’s not choking, it’s “Cincinnati chili,” and you can absolutely get it with beans

No, they should be very, very close to a lot of sharp objects, repeatedly.

Based and goldstarpilled

Tin cans and string

Mine somehow got linked to my work MacBook, and it won’t even let me use my phone to authenticate. They really love that ecosystem lock-in.

Bowie.

Barn door, horse, etc.

Well, so is that guy.

Of course its rewrite is nearly infinitely faster than the original JavaScript.

And vice versa: sites that will render fine on a PC, but refuse to load on mobile and direct you to an app instead, or have fewer features than the full site available.

Not this piss again

That’s painful sounding