Diana from YT Physics Girl has long COVID. Her very loving husband takes care of her. We all wish them the best and any kind of recovery.

They literally scan your ID when you buy green in my state. They already know who you are and where you live. The cameras are to keep people honest (intimidated).

Front left: cigarettes and lighter

Front right: Keys, handkerchief

Back left: phone

Back right: wallet

Leg left side: 10 in 1 screwdriver

Right leg side: ballpoint pen, sharpie, white marker, mini vise-grips.

In the future, you have to subscribe to use your specific genes. No choice in the matter because you were born with them, but big pharma owns the rights to those same genes.

Lizardman needs to get its skinsuit refitted…

“Take your baby aspirin and multivitamin then get on with your day…cause it’s all downhill from here.”

Is my morning mantra…

COVID sucks. Counting my blessings that Ive never caught it. Every single one of my coworkers and their families had it. But they also don’t know how viruses and bacteria operate either.

They habitually stick their philangies in all of their facial orifices without regard for what they may have touched earlier…

Franchises are gonna franchise…

So imprinted are the memories of The Flammenwerfer Times, their descendants still have nightmares about it.

Had a manager try jargon speak on me. He heard it in meetings and thought it sounded smart.

I dispelled him of that illusion.

“Use real words boss. Save that crap for the people who like to talk a lot and tell you nothing.”

Didn’t get a raise, but he started being way more lenient. Always been a Kings Fool.

Food…I like cuisine. Requires eating out. I find a place, don’t care about the cost. Try something I’ve never had. It can get expensive.