When he dies you’re gonna miss that shit. I’d reccomend saving a couple of those voicemails.

Stupid questions.

Do they call you downpunxx because you go down on every swinging dick within half a mile?

More tires?

I knew there’d be at least one of you twats in this thread.

That’ll work perfectly with the contacts I already have saved.

“Survival preppers” lol. My year worth of food and water made the pandemic extremely un stressful for me. I did miss toilet paper tho.

I bet you’re just awesome to hang out with.

That dude was a G. His whole fucking life.

I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit’s complicated.

Floormat

This is my favorite emoji 🖕🏻

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I was gonna hang one off my rearview mirror.

Obviously not, I said they work.

My fridges and washing machines plug into the wall and work when I press the GO button. That’s the end of it. I resist “smart” things like the plague.

That’s not how you spell l33t. You fucking n00b.

Oops! Dyslexia lol. My bad.

SPIC lmao. They might want to rethink that acronym.

Lmao, Christian logic. PrOvE it dIDnT HaPpEN. 🤪