I call everyone brah 🤙

Sorry fam. Lost my lil buddy to cancer 3 years ago. It’s gonna be tough for a while. Hang in there.

WAIT

Wasn’t our idea.The rescue guys named him. The name has grown on me since we’ve had him tho 🙆‍♀️

Bet they come out like doodlebob

Same! I liked it. Like Willy Wonka with racecars.

Bobert

Anti American slurs always amuses me. Like theres some dude out in bumfuckegypt that can’t stand the fact that I exist lol. All I’ve literally done is eat burgers and crank my hog for the last 30 years 🙆‍♂️

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The election cycle sure is fun

DO NOT BE AFRAID

Not from a coomer

Rent free :D

I absolutely adore mountain lions. But knowing that they can pierce my skull with their teeth would keep me out of that room.

❤