Fucking disgusting

Man, the Onion really is a national treasure.

Wow. That’s gorgeous.

I can always count on you to provide the worst takes on anything.

Talking about yourself? Because you’re still going. If it didn’t matter that much, you wouldn’t have commented again.

Ah, so just low effort trolling. At least try to be funny, champ. Seems you can’t even do that right.

This is what peak brain rot looks like.

Nah, I have the same issue with horror movies. The paranormal activities and exorcist type movies are not scary at all for me. I enjoy slasher movies more. Not that they scare me, I just find them hilarious.

I don’t think the wounded egos and manhood of the incel party can’t take losing to a woman. More so that she’s not only a woman but also a minority. It’ll be Obama 2.0 with more heads exploding.

They’re gonna grab him by his bussy.

I can’t stop laughing.

He’s probably waiting for election day to deploy the cannon fodder.

Du bist nicht du, wenn du hungrig bist.

Isn’t this like the 6th time they’ve claimed this?

Whose to say that all my ancestors weren’t femboy sluts?

There’s nothing like a good felony in the morning.

I absolutely love this. Good stuff, man.

ONE OF US, ONE OF US

Complains about imperialism but yet defends an imperialist country. Fuck off.