One of the comments compared US prisons to Dachau, reason has fled and fallen out of a high window

Congratulations you’re a Republican.

Help I’m comprehending and I want it to stop

The primordial code from the Quake engine in pretty much ever 3d game giggles at the passage of time

There’s also the times they tried to overthrow the governments of the places that took them in, one of which was Jordan fyi

Land electing presidents is bad, but Senator’s have a purpose. The better solution for the legislative house is uncapping the House so places like California are properly represented

Why does reading this give me flashbacks to Earl in Big Guy and Rusty?

Man has crippling depression that he can’t treat like many men

You: “oh my gaaaawd he’s so dangerous all men are this!”

The original image makes me inclined to think it was originally a “lot lizards” joke

Bitch I got the vhs!

And that’s fine, some people like canned static. I happen to like deep fried bull testicles

Crt TV static in a can

The original version still exists in tabletop, you should always try to get things at you Friendly Local Game Store

According to Valve itself Half Life 3 doesn’t exist because they are out of ideas, Valve has always been a clan of tech wizards rather than writers

Homeopathic chocolate maybe, the recipe was developed specifically to use less chocolate

Man was deeply anti fascist

American biscuits, closest you have are scones iirc

Surprised no one though of round knobs instead

Scuttling purposes or of its far enough in the future/sci-fi enough you might not want the data/object surviving if you can’t have it

Knowledge is power and it allows you to give a wider range of gifts if you know more