wait people don’t understand how microwaves work? dumb lol

or:

People who can’t spell “husky” do.

Rouge trader hit #2 for a day or two and went away

Probably because there’s only so much makeup you can sell before the novelty wears off.

But using as much salt they normally would use sugar? Most people put shitloads of sugar on french toast.

No gifs is a minor bummer.

And they have the audacity to charge 13-15 bucks for a combo now, at least where I live. Bottom-tier fast food for 15 bucks…

And ya’ll need to stop using chrome.

Dorothy Parker was once asked to use the word horticulture in a sentence. “You can lead a horticulture,” she replied, “but you can’t make her think.”

Noita is the answer to the question “what if self-loathing was a game?”