I’m trying to decide between facing another day or ending it all. Some days it takes a little more thought to justify getting up.

It’s called a plunger. I’m sure you likely know that but I assume nothing anymore when it comes to the stupidity of other humans.

Pepe is how I find frens.

I don’t. I give up on anything that’s for self instead of survival. If I don’t have to do it, I won’t.

Tay has returned - as was foretold in prophecy.

What is public transport? I think we need to establish that first. You mean like…the school bus? That’s the only kind I’ve ever seen.

I zip tie them to people’s door handles when they park like assholes.

Human tastes pretty weird. Like pork but much more salty.

Null. Back to when it didn’t exist. This was a mistake.

Is this some kind of new trend? Why would you sleep on food? Wouldn’t it be a lot of trouble to clean out of the mattress? Is this a sex thing? It usually is and I’m in the wrong place when I’m this confused.

I would like to be with two chicks at the same time. Other than that, nothing. I want to be happy and I think that would make me pretty happy for quite awhile.