Get her a book, maybe from the Diskworld series, its great for big and small.

Just wear nice warm koala gloves when preforming crime?

Hello this is Microsoft tech support heavy Indian accent they usually hang up when I speak my native language or act like I’m really interested in what kind of underwear they are wearing.

He was also desperate for his mothers front end…

Dont need to develop more on perfection

Think we all can agree that the only sensible choise would to convert to Tempel OS…

They lack a bit on all other agendas, like education, healthcare etc

Is milk sentience, eggs? Or what about dead fish?

I always recommend Diskworld

And you should question why aint she in the kitchen making pies and babies! /s

Like pokemon vs digimon, just in your mouth?

Atm he is snack sized, give him a few years and he will be delicious stew size

The one to the right is stuck and the two others are giving it a push start…

Liquid nitrogen bath, works opposite of a microwave, freezes it from outside and towards the middle.

They dont eat grass but lichen.

20th in 5th in the year of our lord 2023

Yeah what sick people would sit half naked in that office chair looking at the screen, one hand on the mouse, listening intensively that no one in the house is nearby, searching for the filth that would make the moment complete. Sick sick people, tell me where to find it

5th element

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The great mouse detective ( Norwegian audio). The best laugh from a villain ever.