F/F/Mpreg

deaths

this is a good example of how much a bra keeps them in place, just dialed up 10x from me lol

also this lady got jokes, she fit a whole damn wine bottle in there!

I’m so anxious about mine being visible, I cannot imagine the sheer confidence in someone who would pierce them >~<

no shame tho, all power to y’all. just not my jam

NOOOOO THRYRE SO CUTTEEEEE NOOOOOOO

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

my sister once tricked me into eating a rock when I was little.
I’m… uh… not a nazi now??

don’t even know where you’re going with this

as someone who works in a grocery store* off the top of my heat I cannot remember any customer (I don’t know outside of work) OTHER than a funny Irish man and someone with a confederate flag shirt.

when I’m on cart duty i DO remember bumper stickers though, I take photos of the funny ones sometimes. Also bugs/birds/cats/etc are all free reign to gawk at.

a tiny spider I saved while cleaning out one of the check out areas

fluffy cadpiller!!! 🐛🐛

I got bored and little bits of stuff fall off sometimes so I started collecting them. This isn’t an animal but it’s a nice memory 🌻

uhhhhhhhhh

???

*also technically I’m a “front end service” something, so I bag and do carts and clean sometimes, but it’s close enough to a cashier

genuinely the only time mine hurt to the point of not being able to eat was the first week. Other times it hurt a little but I was essentially fine.

oh but if theres a little bit of metal bar poking the back of your cheek make sure to take a trip over and get it trimmed down, your teeth shifted and got closer together leading to the metal bits extending too far out. I was under the belief that it was supposed to be like that and I just had to get used to it and it HURTTT

edit: oh and 2.5 years, got delayed a bit

Monty Python and the holy grail

the actual answer is that the curls are brushed which is essentially a minor thing that make some people feel like they’re better than others, hence why the unbrushed version is the version that the guy would cheat on (worse) and the main girl is “better”

the different ideas in the comments are KILLING me though. I think the ‘tight curls = tight grip on dick’ theory is the funniest one

glad you’re doing better 💪

that’s how you know a q&a platforms bad at it’s job lol

a woman using a stone chopping implement to cut her own body

real

I don’t think that’s a hand…

WOAHHHH that’s so cool

why downvotes?

correct me if I’m wrong but I heard a theory that either Hexbear or .ml started as a group on 4chan

hmmm I don’t really care about having a logo on my undershorts. Usually I’m really bothered about advertisements but in that circumstance it doesn’t really bother me.

doesnt help that every other brand of cycling shorts suck

free speech how? I thought there were some limitations on legality since a lot of servers are from different countries and don’t have the same laws