I do love some thigh food. The nectar of the gods.

I also love how he does the red flag ass version of this. He must be right. Not like playing mental games is ever great, but nothing more nail on the head than a Republican looking for subservience and weak will.

What a country…

Ask to smell his gooch

“I sent a postcard to my gram gram from the lynching I went to this weekend”

“hey we’re short sooo…”

My mom told me at a young age that “the reward for a job well done is more work”

Drawing that line of responsibility and pay is a constant learning process. Saying no, not letting your ego drive you.

You are 1000% correct. This is literally my job. All patience. They so often call themselves stupid to the point they shut down and don’t want to learn. Its sad to see because you know it’s due to being shit upon. I always tell them they know tons of things I have no concept of.

Yeah those lively phones are ass. iPhone se was go to recommend until they got rid of the button option.

Have the benefit of being in person though. If you’re doing it on the phone you’re a different kind of patient.

Inside you are two dogs.

(I ate 2 hot dogs)

I can’t emphasize enough how much I like your art style. It always makes me happy when it comes up in the feed.

~ Bob Hope

They won’t dim my light.

Fuck em.

Very well said and agreed completely. Work health care in retirement homes. Before that was kitchen in similar places.

The shit I saw cooking literallly broke any food pickiness I had. You can do A LOT to food and still serve it.

You mentioning construction, the amount of shit we’ve found in a new construction multi million dollar property… Like things left in the wall and pipes. It’s the same everywhere.

While I totally agree with the magic deflated feeling, it is also liberating (albeit terrifying) to realize we are all faking it til we make it.

It worked so well the first time… let’s do it in Palestine!

Stick to tv and phones, fuckers.

The alarm sounds are the engineering team jerking themselves off into your face.

There’s always a use… unless the cat claims it

It is truly incredible when you see how someone can make themselves be such a roadblock. Like how are you even this way?

How long have you been alive?

Shocking

Locally owned and operated retirement home that got new management after og owner retirement.

They changed the logo to a cross when they changed all their old company practices to a more for profit approach. All during covid when they cut everything too.

Hired on with the expectation of a 3 month raise. Lol no. First job and first lesson that if it’s not in writing it doesn’t exist.

One time I found molded beans in bulk storage. Was instructed to scrape off the top layer and use the rest since truck wasn’t coming and we needed it.

Hardies would routinely ship molded product. Options were pick around the refuse or have nothing. Sometimes a dishwasher or line cook would go to the store with a list when it was too bad.

The actual secret? You can do a lot to food and still be ok. Honestly got me over my food pickyness. Don’t fuck with the danger zone and you’re good.

Definitely not me telling the girl I want to fuck about the time I had my hand in my ex boyfriends ass.

She asked tho 🫣

It’s easier for everyone if I just keep going. Get comfortable.

Bronson

Hunt for Red October

Scanners

At close Range

Bronson is so unique. Love it.