T-shirt and hospital pants.

Oh that’s good, that quality right there.
Respect.

That comes in handy when a girl comes over over, too

🙄

Interact with your cats, people. They’re pack animals. Just like dogs. They just hunt stealthily instead of barking.

Well, then teach it to understand. Do you think dogs just automatically understand everything too?

Why are all of the people in here getting animals if they don’t want to spend time with them? They’re not magic beasts.

I wouldn’t give you permission for anything, and I couldn’t care less, based on our interactions so far. People like you aren’t worth any energy at all.

Wtf says things like “spit in the face of”, and the other cring phrases you use.
Be better.

It’s already on my computer. What do I do?

Is your SO also a “super cool edge lord that bucks the trends of society”? Because you’re just so cool?

Funny. That’s how your mom mounts me! Heyoooh!

No. No I will not imagine that, thank you very much. Kittens are cute. Kittens are cute.

That’s an impressive watch, brother!

I do not condone animal abuse.

I stand with you this day, brother!

I stand two stalls over, but still with you!

Lol nicely done

Someday if you ever live with another person you’ll figure it out.

Honestly I sometimes wonder how I did it, because my cats listen to me and rarely do something I don’t want them to.

Im firm with them, never loud, never hit them or push them. Consistency might be the key. Always tell them no the same way, as many times as it takes. I’ll give them something else to play with if they’re ripping something up too.

They’re smart, if you spend the time with them.

I need TP for my bunghole!

Good find