The person for whom the word prugly was created.

It’s almost like you shouldn’t trust the judgement of people who believe inter-dimensional space wizards are real

There’s a fuel distributor near me named “Just Oil (and more!)”

Seriously though. If they aren’t just selling the hotdogs, what ELSE are they doing with the hotdogs. Seems like it could be inappropriate.

Nope. My car had not mechanical defects at all but cost $23k to repair when the battery failed.

Just a little bit maybe go fuck yourself :)

“It’s the equivalent of the congressional Medal of Honor, but civilian version. It’s actually much better because everyone (who) gets the congressional Medal of Honor, they’re soldiers. They’re either in very bad shape because they’ve been hit so many times by bullets, or they’re dead,” Trump concluded.

Do you want to go up sthairs?

If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis

Joe it isn’t.

Now do WilFred Flintstone

Why would they do that? Are they looking for someone to say “Oh, no. I can’t sir :(”?

Bad management.

Eye see what you did there.

Obviously a 9 year old girl’s fault again /s

This is a shitty meme because that dude was so religious he would never touch a wiener unless it was on the Lord Jesus Christ. Then he would personally guide it wherever his Lord desired, playing with His balls and rimming Him all the while.

Needs mayo

Actually only affects the earth based trout population.

You’re just making it worse.

I would tell you but the men in black would stop m

I would have sex with this bumper sticker.

Also the least wealthy joint.