Every piece of this advice is absolutely brilliant and thoughtful. I’m really glad that you took the time to type it up. I think the diarrhea joke is hilarious and it would totally break the ice with me. It’s a hell of a first impression and it would definitely live in my head for a long time. The only thing I would add besides knowing your audience is that you can’t say the wrong thing to the right person that kind of takes some of the pressure off of you and in my experience I’ve found that to be very true.

Keep churning out these absolute top tier possum memes 🤩

I was just telling my partner that I’ve seen so many more Volvos on the road, more than I’ve ever seen. I love to see electric cars taking over!

GASP you are a hero!

More opossum memes please!

This will never stop being funny to me. I love everything in this picture hahah

This is incredible! Thanks for sharing!!

This picture is everything. Love you Bugsy!

I didn’t know exactly, off hand who Brian Blessed was but immediately recognized him in a video and I totally agree with you he would have been perfect.

I can appreciate this take, I know he’s a popular character and I read somewhere that Jack Black would be the only actor capable of pulling off the role which absolutely makes sense to me (and honestly does make re-reading more entertaining.) I get it, I just don’t like him. The world around him is falling to darkness and he just doesn’t care. No one really knows what he’s capable of outside of his realm because he likes his life with Goldberry and again just doesn’t care about anything else. I always saw him as representative of those apolitical people who didn’t care enough to stop fascist regimes take over their own country because they only cared about their own day to day life and couldn’t be bothered to vote or fight for anything. I’m glad they took him out of the movies, it flows better and fits the tone of everyone coming together in a fellowship to defeat evil. 🤷‍♀️

Which begs the question: is it fucky or fact-y? Hahaha

Lol. This might not be popular BUT there’s a reason he doesn’t make the cut in the movies or extended cut releases. Tom Bambodil is basically middle earth’s “MyStErIoUs WaYs.” This is a hot take but I would almost go so far as to say his existence in the world ruins the book, his songs/poetry are terrible and he’s just kind of there. He is meant to be a mysterious figure that lends to the overarching mystery of the world, one who has always been around and is so powerful he is basically a god, but doesn’t actually give a shit about the world outside of himself or the suffering of others. I see him as a vestige of JRRT’s catholicism seeping through, this ultimate force that could end the war but didn’t because reasons.

Edit: grammar is hard after wine

What the fuck, I find a new rabbit hole every day. Thank you!

“thanks for the Snickers.”

This was the absolute perfect meme format to deliver this news. What a disappointment of the casting director.

Hell yeah 🤩

We need more opossum memes, AI or otherwise. They are fantastic and I love those little rat face goblin trash angels so much. ✨

Depending on who I am with I could go either way. I’m like an extroverted introvert mutant haha.

LOL I’m literally feeling this as I rewrite my resume to get ready to jump ship to a new job before they relocate. Wish me luck lemmings! 🙃

True, so we should turn them into schools and libraries 🤩