Grab Om-by-da Pussy

I dunno man, doing both at once is amazing

The show feels like its fucking with me. I don’t understand a lot of the references, but those times are like watching a crackhead dance for loose change.

The alien-cat will always be my favorite moment

She’s ready eating off a plate lol. I say bowl as a colloquial term. She really has nothing to complain about other than my lack of immediate attention.

It’s what I’m doing now. Although it’s really hard sometimes. I’m frequently busy at my computer, and ignoring her means she’ll walk all over my desk and stare at me for a few minutes which is very frustrating.

Obviously I’m trying not to encourage her annoying behaviors, but sometimes I don’t have the time to be patient.

Makes sense, but I don’t know why she would develop the habit after four years of eating food without hesitation. She hasn’t had any serious illness.

I even go through the effort of changing her food bowl daily so she doesn’t smell the old food. She could even eat some of the food, come back in an hour and demand I prep her food again. It’s very annoying.

If I must…

Eat before going shopping, and don’t buy junk food. It’s easier not to snack, when you don’t have snacks.

What the fuck is this place. The hills look like a PS1 game

Could just put “logical fallacies” in there and call it a day. “Cognitive biases” too.

People making giant colour stripes for flags are so fucking lame…

At least? I’m convinced they have a moral obligation to do so much more than that.

Yep, and someone got video proving it was one mod placing pixels without delay.

But that would require us to use Reddit, which I think may be their plan all along.

Don’t be surprised when the Lemmy pixels are suddenly overwritten by spez.

“Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way.”

• Michael Scott

I would chalk that up to adrenaline. Also the pain depends on where the break is. If the muscles around the broken bone are spasming, then the two halves of the bone are going to be grinding against each other. That’s why we use a splint in first aid.

• never be bored.
• fall asleep instantly.
• pee and poop teleported straight into the toilet.
• grow fingernails back quickly.
• know how to do anything, but lose all memory of the thing when trying to do it, tell anyone, or record it.
• ability to shapeshift, but your bones and muscles are going to hurt like hell. You think breaking a bone is bad? Try having all the bones in your face rearrange themselves.

Goats are goated though.

They are our protection against the holy army who are coming to rapture (kidnap) us.

Hail the goat.

Which distro is best?

Hannah Montana OS > mine > yours

Proton just keeps getting better, it seems like they’re trying to create a suite to compete with Microsoft.

Email, cloud storage, VPN, calendar and recently password manager.

I do wish their VPN client for Linux was a priority sooner (they’re working on it now). Also, I can’t get email notifications on my degoogled phone because it uses Firebase for push notifications.

Other than that, I love Proton. I pay for Proton Unlimited, I’m happy to support their growth for a great product range.