Were you cross-Shepping?

That tiger has an extra knee my dude.

Careful, OP’s gonna start sending you fat tiger pics too.

I love a big slimy pile of sauteed spinach with lots of garlic!

Oysters got me too. I went to the ER thinking my appendix was bursting because the stomach cramps were so painful.

I still like the slippy little bastards, but I’m very cautious about where and when I order them now.

My great aunt was named Ute, I’ve never seen anyone else (in the US at least) with that name.

Fits the tone of that first chapter perfectly 😂

When your pilates instructor catches you moving a body

Kawaiiiiii :3

BAYBAY!

Which will come first, Trump’s beautiful perfect plan or GRRM’s Winds of Winter?

He knows a thing or two about sucking!

Former Colorado governor, current senator. Kinda looks like Jimmy Carter did 30 years ago. I’d trust him to farm my peanuts.

One must imagine niktemadur happy.

Sounds fake.

Do you face the wall?

Asking the real questions.

Reading the article, it looks like the accused was originally acquitted in a jury trial, but the victim’s brother appealed and so they were going to try him again. At that point he asked for the trial by combat. I’m glad they just dropped it, sounds like the case was pretty flimsy.