Gonna nerd out here for a second.

Magneto actually did pull Wolverine’s adamantium skeleton out once. And it was a massive heel turn after Magneto had been a “good guy” and worked with the X-Men for years.

Easter candy is easily the best seasonal candy of the year.

But this? This is a crime.

Lamorne Morris was great in the latest season of Fargo.

Looks great, but the pepperoni should be inside the pie, not on top.

Also, Jon Stewart is wrong in that Daily Show video and doesn’t know wtf he’s talking about - Chicago deep dish pizza doesn’t have cold sauce on it, and he’s a moron for suggesting it does.

It sounds delicious!

It is a Leica.

Switch? I never left!

I haven’t gotten a good fear boner in a while, honestly.

So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of “Mountain Dew” on their car.

He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker’s piss bottle.

So, how is this one?

I haven’t played an AC game since Origins, although I really liked the series back in the day.

I hear this new one is more like the older games and that it plays somewhat similar to the new Hitman games? Is it worth checking out? I’m sure it’ll be on sale soon for Black Friday.

I thought this was extra rich coming from the woman who won’t even use her real first name (Nimarata) because she fears backlash among her racist, shitbag supporters.

Real talk - these “kids” are gonna look like they are 25 by the time they ever get around to the final season.

Both this and the N64 logo were pretty great from a design aspect.

There’s a building in Illinois that resembles the N64 logo.

This is me when I bite into a piece of candy expecting lime, then it’s nasty green apple.

Thank the gods that Skittles finally came to their senses and went back to the original flavors.

I used to listen to Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit.

I even saw them in concert together once.

Shame.

I know exactly where two of these are in my desk.

You know, just in case.