My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of… Malk?

Killing.

That’s why it can’t melt steel beams!

I have a reservation for a Rivian R2. Can’t wait to get it, assuming the company is allowed to exist

Yep, enshittification speedrun.

Ah I didn’t plan that far ahead. Good call though

He will.

I’ve been there. It’s really nice.

Yeah I was thinking of going to one yesterday. But it was all the way across the city, I’ve already voted, and I couldn’t think of what the effort would accomplish. Maybe to contribute to the crowd size? Everybody there has made up their minds and/or already voted, and I’m sure the message was “go vote!”

More wise words from MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING.

My reply test to see if you blocked me

Where are the meme police when you need them?!

I asked for an American tech worker salary, and they’re British so they thought it was preposterous

I interviewed with them and wanted to work for them. They said I wanted too much money :(

I know a guy with this last name who totally fits this description

Skibidi rizz

Just kidding, I have no idea what that means

Looks at Republican party

The myth is that electric cars are more susceptible to fires, and they’re clearly not. It’s pure fear-mongering.

It is a myth.

EV fires: 25 per 100k cars.

ICE fires: 1529 per 100k cars.

Ah yes, the dangerous battery myth.

Much safer to store a vehicle full of extremely flammable liquid with ten times the potential energy of a comparable lithium battery, right?