Huh, socialism really is gay…

Don’t forget the commercials before and after you pay FML

I would rather someone be rude and fight for what’s right then someone nice that’s propagating a system of injustice because “my 15 mins are valuable”

Whoosh that’s were the DV came from.

Ikr? How is wine measured in slabs…

Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.

Bohemian rhapsody - it’s one of the greatest songs ever made, just curious to see how it would retard the progression of music.

Huh thought he only did rock

It’s easier to be gay then colored. There’s some real conspiracies behind that.

Wait, so you’re saying my friends named Washington and Franklin might have some dark history?

Blursed

I stopped buying consoles after they wanted to charge me to use the internet. That’s not how this works.

Ninja scroll. Did you know cartoons can get raped??? I didn’t…

I think it was a jail protection things.

Right? We both now he views women as objects.

Tobey Mcguire in my ass…

Meh no so bad

IKR? She she wouldn’t look at the bill. “I sense a disturbance in the force…”

Phone. Like why? He have the letter F…

Huh, never understood it till now. 100% how my inner monolog read the title.

Do add to your point making all those movements while talking make you seem crazy.

I was wondering how Cuba and China made it so high. I know the Chinese lie about everything.