I’d have to assume that qualifying is based on some metric of making it harder to vote, passing laws that remove healthcare for your constituents, and maybe ties to a white supremecist group or two. Oh, and maybe a corruption or sexual harassment scandal for bonus points. If a candidate is looking to take the stage, there’s still time to commit some light treason.
I’m excited to see what shows up in my inbox and then not read any of it.
I have 10+ second tire change on my bingo card.