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Trans people are extreme…ly cool and valid 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Goodbye

“I have a question… for God… WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?”

After some quick research, it seems like this one is a “eating rocks is dangerous and bad for you” not a “there’s no point in eating rocks, don’t do that”

Which is kind of a bummer, I think it’d be fun to swallow a small pebble every couple days just for the satisfaction of knowing you have a small pebble in your gut

Boots with the purr 😻

Nah, but we got a bit of this sorta thing going on:

He’s identical to my baby pictures at his age, and he got my 96th percentile noggin

No, he is my son too

My wife and I like this booth because our son’s stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

NTBDBIWDFTA

Doin well so far! Only a little over a week left!

Meant to send this to my wife, then accidentally sent it to my whole family group chat

So curse you XD

I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

A friend! =D

I can add an unfortunate example in the opposite direction: I’ve been having trouble getting my prescription filled so I haven’t had my meds for more than a month

My handwriting has deteriorated observably (my phone is actually having trouble recognizing my swipe-typing gestures, too) and my living space is in shambles. Fuck the DEA.

I’m a sucker for fruity pebbles (I actually prefer the malt-o-meal bag version)

Breakfast cereal

My wife and I both agree that it’s a dessert, not a food XD

If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing!

I freaking love mechanical calculators!