A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.

Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies

Californian. No.

It wouldn’t solve any problems that can’t be solved by other means, and it would create new problems that we haven’t had to worry about before. It’d be a net loss for everyone involved.

UI elements that expand and cover up other UI elements when you mouse over them.

“Flat” color schemes where you can’t even tell where one UI element ends and the other begins.

Infinite scroll instead of pagination.

He’ll have to show us his Earth certificate, though.

Some species of ants invade neighboring colonies and carry away larva to work as slaves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave-making_ant

You could write to Microsoft and they would mail you a CD with SP2 on it for free.

If a motorcycle has to be ear-splittingly loud for “safety”, then it’s too dangerous to be road legal.

I am tired of lies.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.

Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!

You don’t need any help from me, sir.

That’s right! …

Almost certainly. You’d have to go out of your way to find a keyfob system that doesn’t. I administer a keyfob system at work, and I can tell you exactly whose key was used on which doors and at what times.

The system almost certainly will record every usage of the keyfob. It may also record opening the door from inside.

Many people, apparently: !nicole@feddit.org

A standard reference model in 3d modeling.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_teapot

Apartment superintendent. $62k plus free rent and utilities.

• Network (1976)
• Jurassic Park
• Pulp Fiction

Mike Duncan’s Revolutions podcast (especially series 3 covering the French Revolution) and his The History of Rome series.

White noise. I bought a white noise machine years ago when I lived near a large emergency room that had ambulances going by all day every day. It really helped with the sirens, and when I moved away I kept using the machine. My brain now interprets the white noise as profound silence, and I sleep so deeply that I don’t know how I ever got by without it.