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Pretty sure the whole reasoning behind the eagles not taking the ring to Mt doom was because of the nazgul. That’s why Gandalf had the whole Hobbits sneak into Mordor plan.

I remember crash bandicoot saying something along these lines back in the late 90s/early 00s…

“I can vouch you for that.”

Fantastic.

I don’t want to touch your hands. Especially if you were being a bit of an ass. Simple as that.

“Gotta see a man about a dog.”

Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a “Tony ten-er.”

And we can throw a party! We’ll call it Lemon Party Day!

When the grabboid burst into burts bunker and he and his wife went ham with all the guns. Amazing. Also “Ass blasters.” Tremors two. Apparently sci-fi channel did a series if I’m not mistaken?

Pretty sure the white stuff is antiperspirant while the blue is just deodorant. Most scents have both kinds and the label should say which is which. I don’t sweat much myself so the antiperspirant def iritated me years ago when I bought the wrong kind.

Dilute calico! Me and my lady just homed one ourselves in July. Aspen looks like a long hair but Islay is medium length.

FFS. As in, for fucks sake, we all know it’s FFS?!

Edit: sorry, drunk after work and reread the question. FFS is my fav.

“Dub-yah”

Does anything really matter?

Confeve!

Also meth. Probably lots of meth.

As someone who is a bartender, almost any scene in a bar in any show or movie. I swear it gives people bad habits about how bars actually work.

Knowing how to min max on your 5th farm does kind of take out the charm, but it was a very fun to always start a new farm on a new map.

Morrowind was my intro into elderscrolls and it blew my mind. So many options, dialog, spell crafting, dlc, mods on pc… every iteration after felt kind of empty and lacking. Being able to kill a god or three was something else.

Dark Souls. It was a game that had so many surprises just to fuck you over randomly. Random boulders, hidden enemies, boss mechanics, mimics, hidden gems. Played the hell out of it but the first time was like magic. 2, 3, bloodline, elden ring… I had expectations. Only played a couple hours of demons souls before I dove hard.