Stuff like this is why I can’t be an investigator

They sure do

Anyone using text filtering and wanting to filter our “cw” or “tw” content would benefit.

You know it’s legit by the way the fingers glisten

echo gecko

I got this for you, I hope you like it

Ha! Real men use metal straws.

Specifically everbilt 3/8 in. x 20 ft. Soft Copper Refrigeration Coil Tubing!

I craaaave salmiakki sometimes. Keep a stash on hand for those times. Delicious stuff.

I have some Aladeen news for you my friend

Goddammit, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good!

… me the soup drops!

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Waking up in some kind of endless pillow realm would distress me more than on an oil rig.

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If I haven’t seen it, it’s new to me!

That sounds awful

The time I sudo chown -R conc:conc / because why bother with perms

If you don’t mind, what counrtry?

I’m not downloading it, the bits are travelling to my hard drive.