Not me. Who would want someone to be interested in them, someone who wants to hug and kiss them.

…I stubbed my toe earlier, so that is why I’ve got tears in my eyes.

IIRC it was a baker couple from Wien (Vienna), that moved to Denmark and started making them. So Danes actually call danish pastry wienerbrød, meaning “Viennese bread”.

Yeah, just punching… cute

God fucking damnit…

Microsoft:

“I swear the wokeness was nealy up to herr… I mean here”

Musk Retweets lies Saying Hitler Didn’t Murder Millions

FTFY.

There is no knowing exactly where it is, because it’s unmarked (because fuck them). BUT I piss everywhere in that area just in case.

sure €10 or $100 per egg.

Or… (and this is always an option) Go fuck yourself.

I was taught to have zero tolerance when it comes to Nazism. If you don’t deal with them, they’ll deal with you…

There is an unmarked ditch/grave for all the nazi soldiers and sympathizers from WWII near where I live. There is always room for more.

ZERO TOLERANCE, motherfuckers!

Happy birthday. I presume you’re over 3,141592653589793238462643 years old.

won’t someone rid me of this turbulent russian asset?!

This blew my mind. All those movies!

So, Back to the Future’s a bunch of bullshit?!

“You win again, gravity!”

Is it bad to say, that as a man with no knowledge or experience with makeup, I do know that woman is worse at it than me?

I guess it’s hard to use the bathroom mirror, when the bathroom is a prison for someone…

Every post on here is poking me in the ribs…

most of which are free

How horrible! Even poor people can do it…

I hate to predict things

That’s a huge part of your fucking job! Anticipating the consequences of your decisions.

They need to be eaten by the leopards…

netenyahu’s parents were active nazi party members

I haven’t been able to find anything about that. Can you help?

Basierend auf dem Foto könntest du tatsächlich eine Hexe sein.