Agreed, this whole Unity thing seemed more like they were surprised the peasants were revolting. Completely unaware of the danger of putting developer bills directly in to the hands of the end users, and not considering that a “trust me bro I counted how much you owe me” blackbox accounting method was too much to ask.
Apple: “I play Lawyer in attack position.”
It’s free for Apple honestly, just for unauthorized use of their trademark alone.