I don’t eat them. It’s to difficult to remove them from the ward without alerting security.

As long as they poop on each others chest it doesn’t count. But, if they poop on the genitalia or mouth it counts and it makes the baby jesus cry. Luckily I’m an atheist.

That depends. Have you tried it the other way yet?

🤗😘💩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Nope, just shit myself.

Good girl

Present it

Yes, badly

I’m going to have to eat it.

Tell them that an armed robbery is in progress at dunkin’ donuts.

Whitney Houston - I will always love you.

Ok so technically it is. But, I kinda hoped pig flesh would be considered as food, legally speaking.

So what about if someone wraps a rasher of bacon round their knob and knocks one out?

Ask for money up front

…all of them?

Promises promises

Yes

The correct answer is arson! Apparently a truck was set on fire.

Nah, I’m pretty sure it’s real

You know 2g1c is actually just a trailer for the film “hungry bitches”.

That’s an IMDb link, not a link to the entire hour long film.

Edit: if you want to see the full hour long movie, you can watch it here. My favourite bit is when Karla feeds Latifa like a baby bird.

What I want to know is why are they so damn tasty? I mean I’d tongue-fuck a stink-hole any day of the week.