frustratedphagocytosis

Bring them over to the US, we always have money for new prisons and are experimenting with new forms of state murder with horribly insufficient oversight

Do you need to forge things where the materials are mined? Was there no interstate commerce in this universe?

I leave the TV on all day for the cats, I’m sure they’re getting lots of useful data while they sleep in front of MASH reruns

Not surprised that a company named after the god of war is an international war sponsor

I don’t understand, if they must obey Catholic law, they have confession and all that to forgive sins don’t they? Nothing about getting fired as a teacher for sinning in their rule book is there?

Hey it’s my old district! The new one is still gerrymandered but at least I’m not in that smug pirate asshole’s district any more

Most straightforward would be getting BS in psychology, neuroscience, or biology, then PhD in psychology/neuroscience programs or MD/PhD. The exact field varies quite a bit, you can have a background in engineering or mathematics as well. MD/PhD gives you more options in clinical research, regular PhD gives you more laboratory experience but you can always get involved in clinical research. I don’t have an MD but I can still collect tissue or do assessments on patients for research in coordination with MDs

An AP psych course 20 years ago is how I figured out what I want to do for a living. That’s super depressing because until that point I didn’t know you could do brain research as a career.

I nearly missed a jury duty notice because of this habit. I only check if I know money or a specific bill is coming.

Fuck me, he’s young! I heard about this yesterday but assumed it was one of the ancient bigots that still reminisce about the good ol’ days of legal segregation

I could record my dad’s hour-long Fox News-inspired rants and convert them into one-sentence hate speech tweets for a side gig if they’re going to pay well for generating ragebait

I could record my dad’s hour-long Fox News-inspired rants and convert them into one-sentence hate speech tweets for a side gig if they’re going to pay well for generating ragebait